"Eek," squeaked the Albino, pointing at the idol, which had, in the meantime, sprouted moving arms, legs, a snout, a tail, and an amazing double-D rack that would have impressed any connoisseur of strip clubs.

"these were brand new bucks", exclaimed barns!

They all looked around they were in a swamp as Steve said,"what the hell now?"

The albino tried to twist away from the fallen idol but could not move because of the handcuffs while muttering, "Now look what you have done, this won't turn out well.

Woody, startled at the sudden appearance of his partner, stumbled backwards into the van, knocking over the idol, which at that moment, had begun to glow a bright yellow-orange.

Sugarsmith broke the connection with Rose and punched in Woody's cell phone number and found himself standing next to his partner looking in the back of a van  and said, "What the Fuck????

The Albino said " it's magic, it's Iriwake."

Barnes looked at the albino gator man and then back at the pagan idol and said, "You can help me by explaining what that is and why it is in the back of your van."

Cuttingham took a bite of his ham sandwich and continued reading: "victim missing head, right arm below the elbow, and both legs below the knees."

"What is that horrible chomping in the background Steve " , Rose asked ?