"Your time is over, you pink apes, for you see, crocodiles have survived since before the dinosaurs and it is now time for them to survive past you," continued Irwake.

As the room fell silent in horror as they watched Woody's head shrivel to the size of an avocado, Irwake spoke: "Humans, I brought you here to tell you of the coming of the master race of crocodiles, who will rule this planet you call earth."

Woodrow Barnes's head began to shrink and his voice traveled up a few octaves while Irwake looked on and smiled feigning innocence.

Gunter looked at everyone in the bedroom then said "uh to hell with this I'm going back in the closet."