Recovering her wits from this intrusion, Rose wrapped herself in a sheet and arose from the bed, while proclaiming "Dr. Cuttingham, would you please put on some coffee and the rest of you get out of this bedroom while I change."

Woody Barnes (who had been enjoying buckwheat pancakes less than an hour before) came to his senses first, and he bellowed at the chaos around him: "Everyone, SHUT UP, sit down, knock off the damn lightning bolts, put the damn gopher away, get some clothes on, and did I mention SHUT UP?!!"

A black thunder cloud forming over Sugarsmith's head about the size of a sourdough loaf of bread  began striking the detectives head with tiny lightning bolts, and rain, when Irwake, muttered "Lizard breath indeed".

Keeping his eyes on Cuttingham, Gunter reached in his bag asking "you look hungry would you like some gopher?"

Finally getting his pants zipped, Dr. Cuttingham started to stalk toward the recent arrivals.

"Shut it, lizard breath," Sugarsmith said, as he turned his attention to his fiancee, who was wearing nothing more than a guilty expression and a 400-thread count Egyptian cotton bedsheet and looked like she wanted to disappear into the floor boards.

Sugarsmith  frantically dialed the police station as Irwake laughed  and said, "mortal I am in control of your phone."

Just then Gunter came out of the closet and said " Hello every buddy. "

"Sister, what are you doing in bed with a mortal," bellowed Irwake at a confused looking Rose.

Everyone was surprised by the sudden change of venue, but no one (and I mean NO ONE) was more surprised by the sudden appearance of the motley group of reptiles and men than Dr. Cuttingham, who extricated himself from Rose's sleeping embrace, rolled ungracefully out of Rose's bed onto the floor with a thump, and began fumbling around on the floor for his pants.

Sugarsmith accidentally hit speed dial for Rose and suddenly the the the whole freakish crew is standing in Rose's bedroom.

"Because your one ugly mother" said Barns.

"Bow down mortals, I am Irwake father of Crocodiles, hold it a second, why do I have a rack?" stated the creature.

"Eek," squeaked the Albino, pointing at the idol, which had, in the meantime, sprouted moving arms, legs, a snout, a tail, and an amazing double-D rack that would have impressed any connoisseur of strip clubs.

"these were brand new bucks", exclaimed barns!

They all looked around they were in a swamp as Steve said,"what the hell now?"

The albino tried to twist away from the fallen idol but could not move because of the handcuffs while muttering, "Now look what you have done, this won't turn out well.

Woody, startled at the sudden appearance of his partner, stumbled backwards into the van, knocking over the idol, which at that moment, had begun to glow a bright yellow-orange.

Sugarsmith broke the connection with Rose and punched in Woody's cell phone number and found himself standing next to his partner looking in the back of a van  and said, "What the Fuck????

The Albino said " it's magic, it's Iriwake."